Washington - KEEP OUT!
It always rains in Washington, day and night, constantly. Wet, soggy, moldy, no one in their right mind would want to live here. If it's not raining it's blowing, or snowing or something else miserable. If it's not the weather it's the Indian uprisings, or the volcanos blowing up all over the place. The weather forecast for 85 degrees today is a lie!
Best thing you can do is stay away, especially if you are from a blue state.
If you are a gun-toting red-stater, please disregard the first paragraph, and come join us, we need your votes!
It looks like a beautiful day, and I think I'll head over to the range, as I've got some e-Postal match targets to shoot.