Sunday, April 16, 2006

Extreme Sports

Two Wisconsinites walk into a pet shop near Rhinelander . They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere." says Sven.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Lake Winnebago.

At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."


VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!

Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hey, Ole, Vatch dis." Knute says.

He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."


BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!!

Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He'! s also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which he pulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute parrotshooting ... and now Lars, hengliding .."


All threats should be directed to KenS......

5 Comments:

At Sunday, April 16, 2006 11:43:00 AM, Blogger keewee said...

terrible BUT funny

 
At Monday, April 17, 2006 2:01:00 AM, Blogger Rivrdog said...

You should change the template color to warn us that you are putting those gaggers in your blog.

For color, I would suggest puce....

It's very close to PUKE.....

 
At Monday, April 17, 2006 9:40:00 AM, Blogger Mr. Completely said...

Or maybe green for the envy of those who would have posted the joke if they got hold of it first?

.......Mr. C.

 
At Monday, April 17, 2006 5:59:00 PM, Blogger Ted said...

Red might be appropriate if you happen to be refering to Swedes as I am half Swede and I know where you live! I'll just assume you were talking about those folk from Norway.----I'll be back to posting before very long

 
At Monday, April 17, 2006 6:19:00 PM, Blogger joated said...

Just one word for this, "GROAN!"

 

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