A pun to start the week for you!
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force on the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sticks, would it?"
"That it is," Mike replied grimly, "ever since I arrested the judge on his way to the masquerade ball."
"You mean you pinched his honor?" asked Pat.
"How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?" demanded Mike.
"Well," mused Pat, "'tis life and there's a lesson in this somewhere."
"That there is," replied Mike.
'Tis wise never to book a judge by his cover!"
(The preceding was shamelessly stolen from Grouchy Old Cripple in Atlanta. If you've never visited his site, you really should. I read it every day.)