Postal Match News
The closing date for your entries to the first Mr. Completely's Dang Near Almost World Famous Postal Match #1 is this Sunday, June 5th. There will be at least one prize, maybe more, and I promise the prizes will be appropriate! (snort - chortle - heh!)
The news media is all ready to pounce all over the results, and I expect to be hearing from them almost any time now. The Spitwad Kansas Gazette has already checked in (or it could have been another of those crank phone calls, whatever...).
This could be your chance to get your picture on the cover of Time, (or maybe Rolling Stone?)
You wouldn't want to miss out on that, would you?